Thursday, 28 May 2009
offline. disabled. suspended.
back online... sorta. my online dating profile is still temporarily disabled, but luckily i've got lots of saved images. enjoy the new posts.
not only is he mad at you, he's disgusted
but how can you take him seriously when he's wearing a sombrero?
Wednesday, 25 March 2009
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
call guy
these photos are just aching for a porn plot, "the call that couldn't wait." or perhaps cover image of the audio cassette tape of "back it up: the hunky technician takes your call ."
Tuesday, 17 March 2009
keep on keeping on: keeping the online dating faith
i think the best you can expect, or really hope for, is to meet some cool people and maybe make some friends out there in the awkward territory of online perusing. lucky for me, i've made two.
Sunday, 15 March 2009
Wednesday, 11 March 2009
self-portraits lessons
self-portraits are hard. 
everyone with digital cameras takes rapid photo snaps trying to get the perfect photo of themselves. while this is true, try not to be so obvious. don't do more than one self-portrait if you're unsure. def let it be different days, outfits, time of day, place, setting, environment, posture, mood, angle. we want to know you're not bored sitting around your house with nothing better to do than take photos of yourself with your shirt off.
my general advice: don't do them unless you know what you're doing and/or it's really awesome for a reason that has nothing to do with your looks....like you're an absolutely original guy with awesome style or you're somewhere you never want to forget and it means something.
everyone with digital cameras takes rapid photo snaps trying to get the perfect photo of themselves. while this is true, try not to be so obvious. don't do more than one self-portrait if you're unsure. def let it be different days, outfits, time of day, place, setting, environment, posture, mood, angle. we want to know you're not bored sitting around your house with nothing better to do than take photos of yourself with your shirt off.
my general advice: don't do them unless you know what you're doing and/or it's really awesome for a reason that has nothing to do with your looks....like you're an absolutely original guy with awesome style or you're somewhere you never want to forget and it means something.
keep on keeping on: keeping the online dating faith
i like the photos best when i want to be wherever they are.
series: flex armstrong pulls a hernia
"wait a second, i see you've got big arms, which means you'll be a good date, but how do i know that your abs are in shape thus signifying the harmonious bond of our self-indulgence that will lead to happy and healthy sex tapes?..."
"OH WAIT. there it is!"
other clues:
hair gel
livestrong bracelet
shaved chest
"OH WAIT. there it is!"
other clues:
hair gel
livestrong bracelet
shaved chest
Saturday, 7 March 2009
Friday, 27 February 2009
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