series: this must have been a good day

exposure of the day: the threesome

keep on keeping on: keeping the online dating faith

praying mantis face.

close-ups of the day

guitars of the day: you make it too easy

Status Dealbreakers

My friends and I discussed a few months ago our age dealbreakers, true dealbreakers, like you've met the most amazing person you can imagine but you cannot date them because of their age. Generally, we went from 4 years younger to 20 years older. I thought 45 was a little old, but my friend reasoned, "Well I'd date Obama."
Everyone has dealbreakers, and I think I know some of mine: if you're unmotivated, if you're an addict, if you drink and drive, if you're physically abusive, and if you're ageist like this 33 year old.
"You should message if you are 27-34 with no kids (but do want them some day), never married, and don't mind that I'm shy, but warms up quickly."

photoshop helps you get laid

angry face.










did-not-see-oscars face.









buttaface.





angry faces 2nd guitars on most popular photo choices.
perplexed.

keep on keeping on 1

a "keep on keeping on" selection to keep the online dating faith.


talented mr. ripley.










wow, a normal guy being himself. sooo refreshing









if i lived another life, i'd date this guy and write movies about him.










some guys only need one photo and this is it.








you had me at 'woof'.

series 1: mr. predictable

okcupid asks, what i am good at....
"the question is what
am i not good at????"








um, being shocking.





when you have only a few photos to grab the attention
of some lovely lady, it's good to show some variety and
multiplicity of your character. you know, like throw
that shit with your left hand for the 2nd photo.

exposure of the day! NSFW

there's a wow, but not the good kind.
does it have eyes??


PUBIC FACE!

blog inspiration: guitar faces!

guitar face.









instrument metaphor for woman face.









that one was dedicated to you face.









"yea, so?" face

welcome to the gunshow, and my blog

he's like a fuzzy peach








do you think his left hand is helping?










which way to the beach?